I’m a Jedi
I always wanted to see what it was like to be really strong… ya know.. like the guys on TV.. huh huh.. more power!
So while I was at the Star Wars convention, I signed up to become a Jedi. I don’t know what was in that drink they gave me, but boy did it ever work!
May the Force be with you!
That’s my ‘mean’ look that’s designed to scare away all enemies of the rebellion forces… I sure hope no one actually messes with me. I probably should have worked on that ‘look’ a little harder, Qui-Gon Jinn.
But… if I have to, I’ll take on these guys.
Who ARE these guys anyway?!
The lady seems to be kidnapping Yoda and Jedi Mickey Mouse in the pack on her back.
I hope there’s a magic potion to get me back to my pre-Jedi look since I’m not in a galaxy far, far away anymore…………